Steak8672

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That one time I joined that Realm
Ello I'm me for conformation look at that name on the right and agree that I'm me, anyway I joined this realm on who knows when, but what I do know is that every bugger with a set of hands, paw and or claws had their blackened armor pants snuggly glued to their backside, so I'm kinda lucky that all those skirmish things had been close to outlawed by Pavel as of then,

which is good for me as I tested my combat capability with a good friend whom had his own set of fancy enchanted nightwear, using my personal favorite trident dubbed the name Comically Large Fork, so I chucked him a volley, and that BARSTARD took not 4 not 3 but half a bloody heart of damage that dude was hit not only by the trident but it doubled up with literal lightning which terrifies me as I remember that time I punched our wonderful past leader Cake and was met with a 3 hit knockout, oh yeah back to when I FIRST joined, I got spoke to some nice blokes, sheilas and all else in-between, did some stuff, built a boat, died and that's all I can remember.

The HMS Long Dozen
"Ahh yes the HMS Long Dozen the finest ship to have ever hit the sea floor, built it myself too."

If I can remember the story goes like this, The HMS Long Dozen was cargo ship used to transport goods across sea, it was viciously attacked by a barnacle ridden sea beast, its tendrils wrapped around the center of the ship causing immense damage to the hull and deck, this Beast was eventually fought off with the help of an unnamed warship, after which it was soon found while assessing the damage that if the captain ordered a halt the ships center body it would split and the HMS Long dozen would plummet to the sea floor as the only thing keeping it together was the force of moving forward, so the order was given to use the little hope the crew had to put every plank and nail to work maintaining the ship, upon arrival at Revival they found a ship had recently docked forcing the crew of the Long Dozen to attempt docking at the small dock to avoid a collision, upon stopping and the strain became too much for the sea weathered wood to handle and quickly cracked along the hull dragging the vessel down to it’s final resting place below the towns docks, only one casualty was reported being to unknown circumstances.

Some believe the crew sunk the ship to hide evidence of an inside job as when the HMS Long Dozen was eventually searched it was found that a large shipment of Nugs was missing leading to belief that it may have been dropped off somewhere out at sea.

Roughcast (Town)
Roughcast is a almost completely stable future subterranean metropolis that is intersected by both an age old mining corporation hinting at future wealth, and Revivals built to last sewer system which offers the most fertile soil of any kingdom and we at Roughcast accept all cultures so feel free to stroll down, open up a stall to sell your culture away for a quick Nug/Dimond because if you don't do it we will.

Our motto, Find a heaven in the under world upon arrival below Revival, may your settle at the fine town of Roughcast be an experience to remember. (saying the fumes don't cause amnesia)

(WARNING WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY INJURY, LOSS OF LIFE, LOSS OF LOVED ONES LIFE, LOSS OF PERSONAL BELONGING, LOSS OF BELONGING IN GENERAL, ECT THAT MAY OCCUR DUE TO UNSTABLE STRUCTURES, TOXIC ENVIRONMENT, MESSING WITH UNSAFE OLD MINING EQUIPMENT, PORTALS LEADING TO A PLANE BEYOND THE GRASP OF GOD PLAGUED WITH ELONGATED SHADOW DEMONS, ECT NOR ARE WE RESPONSIBLE FOR YOU IN ANY WAY OR IN ANY MANNER, GOOD LUCK.)